My computer is "in the shop". I don't know what you really call it when your computer is getting all fixed up, but I think "in the shop" sums it up. I am going through withdrawals. It is sad. I am excited that it is finally getting all fixed up, but in the meantime I am left with limited computer access, and no access to my images. What is a good blogger to do? Bore you with random facts about me, that is what! So I am hoping that in spite of no images to share, I can still entertain you with the ridiculous randomness that is my life.
– I really am quite random, I change conversation topics before you know what hit you. We have summed this behavior up in our household as the "look, a butterfly!" syndrome.
– I have an obsession with Chuck Norris Facts. It is a sickness really. I exchange facts with one of my favorite people daily. Daily people. I need help.
– Every night, I eat two atomic fire balls. Not one. Not Three. TWO. Hi, my name is Kristie and I am SO OCD. 🙂
– I make up my own curse words.
– I once dislocated my knee…….while standing still. I have talent, that's all I'm sayin'.
– I saw turkeys in the woods and immediately exclaimed "oh look! Peacocks!!!" no, really.
– I listen to Dave Matthews Band all day long. Hubster speculates that I would be okay if I never listened to anything other than Dave…I suspect he may be right.
– I am a counter. I count things. My favorite number is 11. Hi, my name is Kristie and I am SO OCD.
– If I am signing my name in a super hurry, I have been known to mis-spell my married name. Sure, it is a doozy, but still.
– If you do not respond to my emails after numerous attempts, and I am missing you and want your attention (*AHEM* Elyse and Jesse) I will begin rogue email tacticts and send you lots of annoying information until you finally acknowledge me.
– I think my feet are cute…even though they clearly are not.
– Speaking of feet, I still have a pair of Doc Martens from high school that are in amazing condition. I love them.
– I felt more at home than I have ever felt before while in a foreign country.
– I cry easily.
– I always drive with my car doors locked. Always. If I get in your car, I will lock the doors when I get in.
– I have a fear of being kidnapped. See above 🙂
– I always end up soaking wet when I do the dishes. I am awesome and full of grace.
– My mother wanted to name me Tara. My dad saved the day. (no offense to the Taras out there…if you knew me, you would know that I am just not a Tara.)
– I celebrate my birthday for a full week. I have tried to push it to two weeks….it didn't go over so well.
– I once got locked in a gas station bathroom. It was disturbingly icky. I now have issues with public restrooms.
– Speaking of restrooms….I have bad bathroom karma. I once slacked on bathroom guard duty at a party, and ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, sortaletalotofpeoplewalkinonmybestfriend. It has come back to haunt me.
– I am officially out of randomness for the day…I am sure you are relieved 🙂